Never restrict yourself to just your own organs!  You should expand your tastes, juggling skills, and games.  Did you know in a recent survey, 90% of gradeschool kids found dodgeball more fun using a giraffe’s kidney than a regular ball?
Have you every wondered if you used a lizard’s lung instead of your own, would you survive?   Here’s a once in a lifetime chance!

Before:

Dog before discovering the wonderful world of donating organs.

After:

After the enlightment of donation, this pup has discovered a new meaning for life, one that involves many happinessess.