Do not hesitate! If you would like to donate any organs, please contact us immediately. We accept any organs in whatever shape they are in. If you have any diseases or if you already feel partially dead, we would love to have your organs! Since it’s likely you’ll pass away soon, you won’t be charged with doing anything illegal!
Moreover, we can do the surgery for you. As a BONUS OFFER, our doctors are skilled to the extent that there’s a 95% chance you will never wake up again! Why go through all the suffering of recovering? That’s just how much we care about you!